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Bill Murray and the Golf Cart DUI

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This story is more humorous than scandalous, but definitely deserves a mention. Comedian and actor Bill Murray was stopped in Sweden a little over a week ago while driving a gold cart very slowly through downtown Stockholm. Police pulled him over and noticed a strong smell of alcohol and so requested to take his BAC (blood alcohol level) using a breathalyzer machine. Murray refused. Since he refused, Murray was forced to submit to a blood test and the results have yet to be released. He was allowed to skip the breath test in favor of the blood test because he cited the U.S. law which makes such an allowance. The results of the alcohol level blood test are expected to be obtained by the police in Stockholm within two weeks of the date of the incident.

After the incident, Murray returned to the United States, but was first required to sign a document which allows the Swedish police officer to enter a guilty plea for him if the blood test comes back high enough for the prosecution of a DUI in the Swedish court system. Unlike the stiff penalties which have been faced by many celebs within the United States for DUI offenses, Murray would likely only be required to pay a fine. The only way Murray would receive jail time would be if the blood test came back with extremely high blood alcohol content values which the attending officer believes will be quite unlikely. He stated to the media that Murray showed “no obvious signs, like when someone is really tipsy.”

As of yet, there have been no confirmations of where and how Murray obtained the golf cart. A few reports have stated that Murray took (or borrowed) the golf cart from a display at the hotel where he was staying during his trip. However, it is not illegal to drive golf carts on Stockholm’s public roads, but according to one of the police officers, it’s not really a very common thing to do. The strange situation has been featured on various news programming as an entertainment feature, including the vh1 show, Best Week Ever.

Murray is most famous for his stint on Saturday Night Live as well as his Oscar nomination for the critically acclaimed film with Scarlett Johansson, Lost in Translation.

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Andy Dick: The Uber-Sexy Drunk

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Okay, so Andy Dick was never exactly my favorite person (is he really anyone’s?), but I never imagined he was quite this level of insane while intoxicated. I think he may even surpass Britney Spears in strange behavior. Though many of us probably haven’t heard anything about Andy Dick in years, with the exception of the time he tried to grope Ivanka Trump on Jimmy Kimmel’s show a few months back, it seems that he’s still up to some of his own antics, although they are now just kind of creepy. It only adds to the creepiness (and makes it a little bit sad) when you realize that he’s 42-years old and obviously more drunk and messed up than any of the young college guys shown in the incriminating pictures.

These pictures were taken in Columbus, Ohio at a popular gay hangout called the Axis Nightclub. Since his show was cancelled, Andy apparently decided to let it all hang out and was reputedly making out with college-aged males all night long and according to some reports, even had sex in the bathroom with one of them. I’m not sure how drunk you’d have to be to have sex with an Andy Dick looking like that, but I’m pretty sure it would be a tough level to reach.

This type of behavior unfortunately isn’t really a new thing for Andy Dick. There are countless stories of people encountering him at bars and clubs and in each case they always seem to talk about how incredibly drunk he appeared to be. He also apparently has a thing for making out with men while he’s drunk, though he still hasn’t come out with the “I’m gay” admission. So maybe he’s just subscribing to the “bi-sexual when I’m drunk” trend.

By the end of the night Andy had become so out of touch with reality and intoxicated that he had to be carried from the club. That’s not surprising considering the condition in which he appears to be in the accompanying photos. He also allegedly engaged in some very public urination during which he displayed his utter disregard for any degree of modesty whatsoever. At this point, it seems like nothing Andy Dick could do would be really surprising, unless he decided to you know, stay sober(ish) or something. But hey, to each his own.

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