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After the disastrous opening performance of the VMA’s, Britney was apparently not impressed with the way she looked on stage. She was able to view the video footage of her performance from a specific point in the performance auditorium. According to numerous sources (and also published in US Weekly Magazine), Britney was overheard screaming “Oh my God, I looked like a fat pig!” backstage after her performance. Perhaps in an effort to ease the pain of embarrassment, Britney decided to go to the Bellagio in Las Vegas after the performance to party.
Rumors about why Britney failed so miserably during her much-hyped comeback performance have spread like wildfire. First we heard that Britney had heard Sarah Silverman’s content and was upset about the jokes about her children. It’s also rumored that Britney didn’t attend some of the important dance rehearsals, choosing to drink frozen margaritas in her room instead. Britney also had a blow out argument with famous celebrity hair-stylist Ken Paves minutes before the performance. Paves allegedly walked out after Britney told him she no longer wanted his assistance and she decided to style her hair herself. So there is the explanation for why Britney’s hair looked so terrible in the opening close up of the VMA’s. You would think she would have figured out that based on her previous attempts at styling herself… well, she should probably take the advice of the professionals. It seems like there were more than enough reasons for Britney to fail her audience’s expectations completely, but maybe the biggest factor in her inability to deliver the performance her fans were craving was that the pressure was just too great. The VMA opening performance was touted to be the last chance comeback for Britney, and with all eyes on her after such a long break from the stage, it’s not too surprising that things didn’t go as well as everyone had hoped they would.
Of course, in typical Britney fashion (or maybe to distract all of us from her widely criticized performance), upon exiting her car at the Luxor Hotel, she gave us a fresh crop of new Britney crotch shots. As if we hadn’t had enough… But anyway, here they are for posterity’s sake.
Someone get this girl some underwear! (And maybe a nice long stint in rehab too!)
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Not only is Britney Spears currently dealing with the general craziness of her daily life (no doubt due to her non-traditional parenting style which includes at least a few nights of partying each week), but she’s also being forced to face the reality of something a little more serious: ex-husband Kevin Federline and his high-powered attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan finally getting serious about some child abuse allegations against her.
The basis of the child abuse allegations are not necessarily accusations of physical violence, but fit a little better into the category of neglect and parental ignorance. Some of rumored claims against Britney are her bad parenting skills which have led her young boys to have poor dental hygiene, eating, and sleeping habits. Hmm, I wonder how that could be? If only I could count how many times we’ve seen pictures of Britney parading her boys around very late at night and she’s also reputedly filled their bottles with soda. Someone needs to get through to Britney and her wild behavior very soon, or else she will lose all custody rights to the boys who supposedly mean the world to her (although that’s kind of hard to believe when she seems to be out at the clubs more than anyone else in Hollywood.)
Many of Britney’s assistants, family members, and other business associates have already been hand-delivered subpoena documents; meaning they will all have to testify to their knowledge of Britney’s parenting abilities and any of her actions which may interfere with her ability to be a fit parent for her two young boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James. Britney’s long-time manager Larry Rudolph has gone into hiding to postpone the inevitable subpoena he will receive forcing him to reveal information he might rather keep quiet. According to an email sent by Rudolph to Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, he will always be on Britney’s side and wants to wait as long as he can before being forced to testify against Britney.
Britney finally seems to have gotten some good advice from someone and has started an effort to bulk up her defense for the inevitable custody battle that will be coming soon. She has reputedly hired a firm of private investigation headed by Lisa Javoric to help with the case.
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It seems that everything with Britney’s Meltdown crisis still hasn’t come to its end. Kevin Federline’s attorneys have now subpoenaed many of Britney’s employees to make statements regarding Britney’s behavior around her children. I’m sure most people will now agree that Britney’s children need to be with a more responsible parent. I’m not sure if Kevin Federline is the best answer, but let’s take a look at Britney’s recent downfall and repeated reports of erratic behavior.
- The Umbrella and the Paparazzo’s Car- Probably the ultimate in Britney craziness. She looks like a psychopath.
- The Head-Shaving- Pictures below. Words aren’t really needed.
- The Clubs- It wouldn’t be so exciting if she wore underwear. I especially enjoy the occasion which provided us the pictures of Britney after she had changed into her assistant’s clothes… and her poor assistant had to wear Britney’s trashy get up.
- The Awful Extensions- You’ve seen them. They look like bread twist ties attached to her head. You would think that with the number of people surrounding her at all times, someone would have the balls to tell her to spend a few bucks to get some decent extensions.
- The Revenge of the Fashion Mags- This is probably the most insightful of all of the recent crazy-Britney actions. If you haven’t heard, Britney personally booked a photo shoot and interview with OK! Magazine that turned disastrous according to OK!. TMZ has called it a definite “melt down” and states that Britney was so completely out of it during the shoot that she thought the ceiling would cave in on her head and could barely keep her eyes from rolling back into her head. She ruined several pieces of the wardrobe for the shoot and left the premises without finishing the interview.
- The Pool Hook Up- A 21-year old college student named Matt Encinias who was in Britney’s most recent music video has gone public with his story of hanging out and making out with Britney naked in a pool at L.A.’s Standard Hotel.
- The Fender Bender- Last week, an unbuckled Britney ran her car into a parked car outside of a vitamin store in L.A. She may face hit-and-run charges since she didn’t file a report or contact the owner of the car.
It seems like the list can’t get much longer but it will be interesting to see what’s to come in the future. Hopefully, Britney will come to her senses and get the help she so obviously needs. Otherwise, who knows what will happen next?
