The Britney Spears Meltdown Madness Recap

It seems that everything with Britney’s Meltdown crisis still hasn’t come to its end. Kevin Federline’s attorneys have now subpoenaed many of Britney’s employees to make statements regarding Britney’s behavior around her children. I’m sure most people will now agree that Britney’s children need to be with a more responsible parent. I’m not sure if Kevin Federline is the best answer, but let’s take a look at Britney’s recent downfall and repeated reports of erratic behavior.

1) The Umbrella and the Paparazzo’s Car- Probably the ultimate in Britney craziness. She looks like a psychopath.
2) The Head-Shaving- Pictures below. Words aren’t really needed.

3) The Clubs- It wouldn’t be so exciting if she wore underwear. I especially enjoy the occasion which provided us the pictures of Britney after she had changed into her assistant’s clothes… and her poor assistant had to wear Britney’s trashy get up.

4) The Awful Extensions- You’ve seen them. They look like bread twist ties attached to her head. You would think that with the number of people surrounding her at all times, someone would have the balls to tell her to spend a few bucks to get some decent extensions.

5) The Revenge of the Fashion Mags- This is probably the most insightful of all of the recent crazy-Britney actions. If you haven’t heard, Britney personally booked a photo shoot and interview with OK! Magazine that turned disastrous according to OK!. TMZ has called it a definite “melt down” and states that Britney was so completely out of it during the shoot that she thought the ceiling would cave in on her head and could barely keep her eyes from rolling back into her head. She ruined several pieces of the wardrobe for the shoot and left the premises without finishing the interview.
6) The Pool Hook Up- A 21-year old college student named Matt Encinias who was in Britney’s most recent music video has gone public with his story of hanging out and making out with Britney naked in a pool at L.A.’s Standard Hotel.
7) The Fender Bender- Last week, an unbuckled Britney ran her car into a parked car outside of a vitamin store in L.A. She may face hit-and-run charges since she didn’t file a report or contact the owner of the car.

It seems like the list can’t get much longer but it will be interesting to see what’s to come in the future. Hopefully, Britney will come to her senses and get the help she so obviously needs. Otherwise, who knows what will happen next?