Andy Dick: The Uber-Sexy Drunk

Okay, so Andy Dick was never exactly my favorite person (is he really anyone’s?), but I never imagined he was quite this level of insane while intoxicated. I think he may even surpass Britney Spears in strange behavior. Though many of us probably haven’t heard anything about Andy Dick in years, with the exception of the time he tried to grope Ivanka Trump on Jimmy Kimmel’s show a few months back, it seems that he’s still up to some of his own antics, although they are now just kind of creepy. It only adds to the creepiness (and makes it a little bit sad) when you realize that he’s 42-years old and obviously more drunk and messed up than any of the young college guys shown in the incriminating pictures.

These pictures were taken in Columbus, Ohio at a popular gay hangout called the Axis Nightclub. Since his show was cancelled, Andy apparently decided to let it all hang out and was reputedly making out with college-aged males all night long and according to some reports, even had sex in the bathroom with one of them. I’m not sure how drunk you’d have to be to have sex with an Andy Dick looking like that, but I’m pretty sure it would be a tough level to reach.

This type of behavior unfortunately isn’t really a new thing for Andy Dick. There are countless stories of people encountering him at bars and clubs and in each case they always seem to talk about how incredibly drunk he appeared to be. He also apparently has a thing for making out with men while he’s drunk, though he still hasn’t come out with the “I’m gay” admission. So maybe he’s just subscribing to the “bi-sexual when I’m drunk” trend.

By the end of the night Andy had become so out of touch with reality and intoxicated that he had to be carried from the club. That’s not surprising considering the condition in which he appears to be in the accompanying photos. He also allegedly engaged in some very public urination during which he displayed his utter disregard for any degree of modesty whatsoever. At this point, it seems like nothing Andy Dick could do would be really surprising, unless he decided to you know, stay sober(ish) or something. But hey, to each his own.