Britney’s VMA-Night Crotch Shots

After the disastrous opening performance of the VMA’s, Britney was apparently not impressed with the way she looked on stage. She was able to view the video footage of her performance from a specific point in the performance auditorium. According to numerous sources (and also published in US Weekly Magazine), Britney was overheard screaming “Oh my God, I looked like a fat pig!” backstage after her performance. Perhaps in an effort to ease the pain of embarrassment, Britney decided to go to the Bellagio in Las Vegas after the performance to party.

Rumors about why Britney failed so miserably during her much-hyped comeback performance have spread like wildfire. First we heard that Britney had heard Sarah Silverman’s content and was upset about the jokes about her children. It’s also rumored that Britney didn’t attend some of the important dance rehearsals, choosing to drink frozen margaritas in her room instead. Britney also had a blow out argument with famous celebrity hair-stylist Ken Paves minutes before the performance. Paves allegedly walked out after Britney told him she no longer wanted his assistance and she decided to style her hair herself. So there is the explanation for why Britney’s hair looked so terrible in the opening close up of the VMA’s. You would think she would have figured out that based on her previous attempts at styling herself… well, she should probably take the advice of the professionals. It seems like there were more than enough reasons for Britney to fail her audience’s expectations completely, but maybe the biggest factor in her inability to deliver the performance her fans were craving was that the pressure was just too great. The VMA opening performance was touted to be the last chance comeback for Britney, and with all eyes on her after such a long break from the stage, it’s not too surprising that things didn’t go as well as everyone had hoped they would.

Of course, in typical Britney fashion (or maybe to distract all of us from her widely criticized performance), upon exiting her car at the Luxor Hotel, she gave us a fresh crop of new Britney crotch shots. As if we hadn’t had enough… But anyway, here they are for posterity’s sake.

Someone get this girl some underwear! (And maybe a nice long stint in rehab too!)